Glad you put that last bit in Neil. What shits me is car drivers that disregard my safety when I'm on my motorbike, so bloody big and tough when there behind a couple of ton of metal. Especially the smart arses that sit on my rear tyre. They need to remember that when they get out of their car I'm the one with all the protection on.madfishman wrote:Motor bikes splitting lanes with moving traffic and flying down the freeway cos they think they can..wankers, mainly on monash and tulla ( im gonna open the door one day- if i win lotto..lol) , that pissus me orf, and my missus knows the bird comes out to play everytime. i hate those bikers, but I also respect the bikers that do the right thing.
Wot Pisses Me Orf!
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whatcha gonna do, practise safe sex with themcotso wrote:They need to remember that when they get out of their car I'm the one with all the protection on.
People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Go Ghurk
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fair enough i try to practice with protection and unless they wear crotch plates nothing a kick to balls wont fix...lol, but i would never tailgate thats my second pet hate... i had a bike split a lane once doing over 100km on a resi street, didnt see him coming through until the last minute so i honked my horn and pulled the bird, he turned around came up side of me and asked me to pull over, i did and we exchanged some nice words, i just said, i hope you dont have a mother, father , brother or sister or even kids, cos if some one changed lanes at the last minute ( not expecting someone to come flying through the traffic), his family would be the ones dealing with it not you...a few more words exchanged and he apologized, we shook hands on off he went. i think common sense needs to be applied and doing stupid S#!^ like that is asking for it.cotso wrote:Glad you put that last bit in Neil. What shits me is car drivers that disregard my safety when I'm on my motorbike, so bloody big and tough when there behind a couple of ton of metal. Especially the smart arses that sit on my rear tyre. They need to remember that when they get out of their car I'm the one with all the protection on.madfishman wrote:Motor bikes splitting lanes with moving traffic and flying down the freeway cos they think they can..wankers, mainly on monash and tulla ( im gonna open the door one day- if i win lotto..lol) , that pissus me orf, and my missus knows the bird comes out to play everytime. i hate those bikers, but I also respect the bikers that do the right thing.
I am an ex bike rider , had my bike lic before my car in WA and after a near death experience never got back on a road bike again...and never will.
the other thing that pissus me orf....when the salmon are on fire and some dick goes straight through the middle in their boat.. ruins it for everyone..
ps i always courstey wave and expect the same...
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[quote="yakhangger"]People who don't know how to use roundabouts !!!
Being broke all the time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids with attitude and a smart arse mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not having any money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having to go to work and not going fishing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am happy that I am out fishing Eoin at the moment though :
Still trying to bait me though mate!
Being broke all the time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids with attitude and a smart arse mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not having any money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having to go to work and not going fishing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am happy that I am out fishing Eoin at the moment though :
Still trying to bait me though mate!
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Fair call Neil. There's idiots out there on bikes also in cars, trucks, kayaks etc. but honestly some of the sh#t that has happened to me on my bike just leaves me thinking that some people just don't realise that had I not been on the ball they would have killed me. OK off my soap box now.madfishman wrote:fair enough i try to practice with protection and unless they wear crotch plates nothing a kick to balls wont fix...lol, but i would never tailgate thats my second pet hate... i had a bike split a lane once doing over 100km on a resi street, didnt see him coming through until the last minute so i honked my horn and pulled the bird, he turned around came up side of me and asked me to pull over, i did and we exchanged some nice words, i just said, i hope you dont have a mother, father , brother or sister or even kids, cos if some one changed lanes at the last minute ( not expecting someone to come flying through the traffic), his family would be the ones dealing with it not you...a few more words exchanged and he apologized, we shook hands on off he went. i think common sense needs to be applied and doing stupid S#!^ like that is asking for it.cotso wrote:Glad you put that last bit in Neil. What shits me is car drivers that disregard my safety when I'm on my motorbike, so bloody big and tough when there behind a couple of ton of metal. Especially the smart arses that sit on my rear tyre. They need to remember that when they get out of their car I'm the one with all the protection on.madfishman wrote:Motor bikes splitting lanes with moving traffic and flying down the freeway cos they think they can..wankers, mainly on monash and tulla ( im gonna open the door one day- if i win lotto..lol) , that pissus me orf, and my missus knows the bird comes out to play everytime. i hate those bikers, but I also respect the bikers that do the right thing.
I am an ex bike rider , had my bike lic before my car in WA and after a near death experience never got back on a road bike again...and never will.
the other thing that pissus me orf....when the salmon are on fire and some dick goes straight through the middle in their boat.. ruins it for everyone..
ps i always courstey wave and expect the same...
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Two cars side by side on a 2 lane freeway at under the speed limit for kilometer after kilometer oblivious to the frustration behind them. Why can't one either slow down a bit or speed up a bit? What sort of metal deficiency causes one to catch up to the other then sit there....and sit there....and sit there?
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Interestingly this same topic on an American forum had the word "pisses" starred out!
Where do we hear all the worst language? On American TV shows and pictures. Where does the majority of porn come from?
No, not Ghurkin, America!
Hypocritical methinks!
Where do we hear all the worst language? On American TV shows and pictures. Where does the majority of porn come from?
No, not Ghurkin, America!
Hypocritical methinks!
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I hate ppl doing 90' turning . Instead of slow down and furn exactly 90, they decided to do a hook turn, swerve to the other lane and then turn.........
I can understand if you drives a truck or a bus. But a normal sedan ?!? So many time I have to break hard because these guys decided to move in the middle of two lane then turn left/right .....
I can understand if you drives a truck or a bus. But a normal sedan ?!? So many time I have to break hard because these guys decided to move in the middle of two lane then turn left/right .....
Fishing is just like Accounting .... it is all about Optical Illusion ...............