Wot Pisses Me Orf!

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Digger wrote:Interestingly this same topic on an American forum had the word "pisses" starred out!

Where do we hear all the worst language? On American TV shows and pictures. Where does the majority of porn come from?

No, not Ghurkin, America!

Hypocritical methinks!
Digger!! You've said a few things on the forum that I have let you get away with however, this slanderous attack on my good self will not be tolerated, to insinuate that I would watch porn on a public forum is not on at all mate!! porn is filth and I regularly look at it just to make sure the problem is not getting out of hand, so to speak.

better smarten up lad or I'll teach ya chooks how to kick your dunny door down ;)
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People who arrive on the train platform in morning - obviously on their way to work - straight over to press the the 'information' button to hear when the next 4 trains are due.....
its like, so the trains going to be 10 mins late- sooooo, are you going home ...No, your gonna fu@@@@g wait for the train anyway...so why press the button in the first place..????? the fact that every second wombat presses for the same info doesn't help.... theres a timetable in large print directly above!!! Learn to read.
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I have a glass with a bell on it....

It says.. Ring ONCE for Beer, TWICE for sex

..IT DOES'NT WORK !!!!!!!!!!!
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Ghurkin wrote:
Digger wrote:Interestingly this same topic on an American forum had the word "pisses" starred out!

Where do we hear all the worst language? On American TV shows and pictures. Where does the majority of porn come from?

No, not Ghurkin, America!

Hypocritical methinks!
Digger!! You've said a few things on the forum that I have let you get away with however, this slanderous attack on my good self will not be tolerated, to insinuate that I would watch porn on a public forum is not on at all mate!! porn is filth and I regularly look at it just to make sure the problem is not getting out of hand, so to speak.

better smarten up lad or I'll teach ya chooks how to kick your dunny door down ;)
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MYKI user trying to add more cash by EFPOS .......... WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION THE TRANSACTION HAS COMPLETE BEFORE REMOVE YOUR MYKI !!

I saw alot of MYKI card user try to topup their card. They removed their card and walk awat when they see EFPOS approved sign.... SO end up the whole system detects card was removed and stops working until card is place back into teh slot OR times out after 2-3 minutes........
Yes you are trying to catch teh train, but it doesn;t work if your card still in Negative and you still wasted their own time and OUR time for stupid selfish impatience act ! :x :x
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Experts that give advice when you are launching or retreiving from a fish.

Think I should get some headphones and be ignorant like so many other weekend recreation junkies.
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Good topic Dig,
I agree with all that has been said so far. Honestly some people are so bloody stupid its a wonder they can manage to walk on 2 legs. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Should be a culling program introduced because the darwin awards just arent getting rid of enough dickwits quickly enough.
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Luckyphil wrote:Good topic Dig,
I agree with all that has been said so far. Honestly some people are so bloody stupid its a wonder they can manage to walk on 2 legs. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Should be a culling program introduced because the darwin awards just arent getting rid of enough dickwits quickly enough.
I wouldn't worry too much Phil, the Goddess Gaia will take care of it....a nice juicy catastophy such as a comet impact will thin us out a bit and and the dumb buggers will starve most likely.

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nice pic Dig, so hard to type one handed
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Ghurkin wrote:nice pic Dig, so hard to type one handed
Dontcha hate that!
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