Answering a call in a yak

Post by **jeff** » 22 Nov 2011, 20:27

i have three or four pees when out in the yak. the sea sick tablets make me thirsty so i drink a lot.

Post by **leavepass** » 22 Nov 2011, 20:50

The powerade bottles work but....be warned, once you have consumed 1 powerade, it is interesting that you need two empty bottles or you will have an awkward moment

.....and stopping just aint on the cards !

Post by **wokka1** » 22 Nov 2011, 21:24

[quote="Haynsie="wokk"][Sounds like you need one of these Wokka.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu_yXA

Tim[/quote]

ahahahahahah...OK, any chamois except the shamwow

Post by **Mordy** » 22 Nov 2011, 21:46

Just cut the end off a 1 litre placcy milk bottle (big end,,,:evilgrin:

leave top on )
Cut at a slant if you want to get fancy, good for a Weaky leak, Bailing your sinking yak, and putting water into your fish keeper bucket.

Rinse between applications and don't double dip.

Keep fluids up at all times and if you really must have a piss on your yak don't pull up to Mordy Pier and have one like Wokka did
Tooooo much of the UGLY Stick for a family pier

There are also those handy Hobie Bottles

Tony
Sorry I haven't been on line for a couple of days
wondering what I have missed ....five pages how to piss on a yak

Post by **Digger** » 23 Nov 2011, 07:06

When I first saw this thread I thought OK not so hard, just pick up your mobile, press the green phone symbol and say "Hello", but then I am a smartarse sometimes!

Worst I can remember was taking an extended pedal through the canals at Paynesville when the urge came upon me. Now here I am cruising metres from all these flash houses either side of the canal so piddling there wasn't an option! To complicate matters with Probe pants on it was a major logistical exercise to even get to the point of being able to do it.

Now a complication for me is that with diabetes once you get the urge the need increases quickly, very hard to hold on at all! I knew that near the mouth of the canal there was new development going on and that might present an opportunity to get out and see to business....I took off like a powerboat!

Reckon I was up on a plane some of the time and could have towed a couple of skiiers!! If the Hobie blokes had seen me I reckon I would have voided warranty on the mirage drive. I have to say that the relief was eye watering!

S'pose that I can usually be counted in the "PIddle in the mirage drive-well camp".

Grin~

Post by **momunny** » 23 Nov 2011, 12:29

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LOL, you don't know how close I was to adding this to the end of my post:
"Or a Bic Pen tube for Ghurkin"

Thats ok Hatters, I heard you sit down to pee,................... even when your'e not in a yak

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LOL

Some people don't need PVC pipe

Post by **Yacker** » 23 Nov 2011, 12:44

momunny wrote:Some people don't need PVC pipe

Some people don't need a depth sounder.....

Post by **wokka1** » 23 Nov 2011, 13:05

Yacker wrote:
momunny wrote:Some people don't need PVC pipe
Some people don't need a depth sounder.....

Water's cold...mmm, deep too !

Post by **Yacker** » 23 Nov 2011, 13:18

wokka1 wrote:
Yacker wrote:
momunny wrote:Some people don't need PVC pipe
Some people don't need a depth sounder.....
Water's cold...mmm, deep too !

Mmmmnnnn... feels like I'm getting a nibble

Post by **BKA** » 23 Nov 2011, 16:14

How about using your piss as a fish attractant?

On one of the other forums, someone posted the link below which explains that eating tinned asparagus 15-30 minutes before having a leak will turn your urine into a fish attractant.

http://factoidz.com/how-to-catch-fish-with-asparagus/
Cheers.

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